Aragon had a friendly puppet

That everyone was fascinated with his umbrella and hat

When he was about to open his heart

He thought best left for another time

That poor friendly and puppeteer





Was of such simplicity

The Law of Nature

That neither Newton nor Darwin or Einstein

Neither Hippocrates nor Archimedes or Frankenstein

They knew that this was the Sloth







C’era una volta Um…bertaccio

Che aveva una faccia de Pazzo

Con il tagliarino nella mano

Gridava :...¡Io sono il Padano!

Ma lo primo a tagliare fue il suo cazzo






Thought a puppeteer

As he passed the hat

Making people laugh

Is not sufficient

If not filled his hat